tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-50528922009-06-10T19:01:26.684-05:00<b>Pulp magazines, paperbacks and posters from the 30's to the 60's depicted the evils of old, the terrors and fools. Hacking at Photoshop, I take on the idiots, bastards and absurd events of today. CLICK IMAGE HEADINGS FOR LARGER.</b>Kim Garretsonnoreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5052892.post-83909323455277534722009-06-10T19:00:00.002-05:002009-06-10T19:01:26.691-05:00

Michele Bachmann, Clownish Puppet Controlled by Unknown VoicesOriginally uploaded by LivingHome Wall Decor from Kim GarretsonMore: From the Daily Kos, "Michele Bachmann is a paranoid and delusional freak"

Kim Garretsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5052892.post-53931169838080140732009-05-10T15:07:00.003-05:002009-05-16T16:47:11.295-05:00

I hate to be harsh, but my Twitter stream is too clogged with people pitching their social media chops.

Kim Garretsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5052892.post-19589982484900617662009-05-10T14:57:00.003-05:002009-05-10T21:19:08.410-05:00

I'm a fan of vintage Russian propaganda posters rallying the populous. How about we rally ourselves and do something about the greedy bastards who cratered our 401(k)s?

Kim Garretsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5052892.post-90552750397913757822009-05-10T13:59:00.008-05:002009-05-16T16:49:10.350-05:00

When Twitter'ers post multiple times together, I don't mind those with something useful or entertaining to say, but when their dribble & drool wastes my time, and fills my page, FAIL!

Kim Garretsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5052892.post-67423291098907478612009-05-10T13:52:00.003-05:002009-05-10T13:56:51.652-05:00

As an advisor to start-up companies, I have to suffer a few fools who keep pitching me stupid new biz ideas every few months, and never once succeed with any of them.

Kim Garretsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5052892.post-84670145440788423842009-05-10T13:48:00.007-05:002009-05-10T21:23:04.214-05:00

Since my advisory work is aimed at emerging media & marketing companies and technologies, I am a cheerleader for monetizing social media. I just don't trust some of the snarky deals I see in this area.

Kim Garretsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5052892.post-84659054225383224422009-05-10T13:37:00.005-05:002009-05-16T16:51:39.317-05:00

If you're like me, the last person who's been staying in touch is the dude who manages my money.

Kim Garretsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5052892.post-86871241403693428982009-05-10T13:31:00.001-05:002009-05-10T13:34:06.453-05:00

Kim Garretsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5052892.post-71248063815946013802009-05-10T13:19:00.004-05:002009-05-10T13:26:01.074-05:00

Thank to my favorite Flickr Set: Hebiclens / WMxdesign's photostream, I remix the amazing Photoshops of RNC leaders there. Check out this great work:http://tr.im/kYN

Kim Garretsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5052892.post-26702992354269537372009-05-10T13:02:00.002-05:002009-05-16T16:53:10.395-05:00

Okay, when you're doing satire, there's a thin between it and being snarky. Perhaps I crossed it with this one, but Cheney has been incensing me with his cheerleading for torture.

Kim Garretsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5052892.post-30785807832691997162009-04-26T15:44:00.005-05:002009-05-10T13:13:00.040-05:00

Kim Garretsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5052892.post-65819554931983986352009-04-26T09:36:00.005-05:002009-05-10T13:13:24.324-05:00

Kim Garretsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5052892.post-27515019206603309592009-04-25T15:12:00.014-05:002009-05-10T13:15:21.778-05:00

My favorite vintage pulp cover, especially the image and blurb "The Virgin Sex Slaves of Arabia's Whip Mad Shiek." (click image for larger)MY RANT: The idiot suicide bombers believing the promise of virgins awaiting in their afterlife. Damn them! Hi-Res Version

Kim Garretsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5052892.post-43753993261767268192009-04-19T11:39:00.004-05:002009-05-16T16:54:08.753-05:00

Kim Garretsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5052892.post-33041840257854731392009-04-04T10:31:00.004-05:002009-04-25T17:45:05.040-05:00

Wall Street Greed Bastards, Watch Your Backs!RANT: From our series of Remixed Pulp Fiction Paperbacks, this original title, Women's Barracks, becomes altered in thinking about how to deal with the greed-mongers who've caused the financial crisis. Let's

Kim Garretsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5052892.post-1098021308821187512004-10-17T08:53:00.003-05:002009-04-26T09:49:49.629-05:00

Dueling Dunces. The reality show Fear Factor was only the first to humiliate its idiot competitors. Now we have to suffer too many dunces dancing across our TV screens each week.Summer Gas Gouging. If the forecast is accurate, look for $4 gas again this summer, thanks to all the bastards around the globe, and here, that are only concerned with their own profits.

Kim Garretsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5052892.post-1083070611069923462004-09-27T07:56:00.003-05:002009-04-26T10:36:45.228-05:00

Please Confirm the Death of Mullets. I was beginning to worry over the last few years that the mullet was creeping back onto the heads of creeps. But now I think it's been a few months since I spotted this species.

Kim Garretsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5052892.post-1079905176678166412004-08-21T15:39:00.001-05:002009-04-25T14:57:08.337-05:00

Hooked On TV Remodeling Speed. According to USA Today, now that TV remodeling programs show amazing transformations in only 30 minutes, many homeowners now yearn for quicker makeovers in their own homes.

Kim Garretsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5052892.post-1079667073693259432004-07-18T21:31:00.002-05:002009-04-26T09:56:13.925-05:00

Meaty Absurdity. It's advancing slowly, but the move away from unhealthy, high-fat meat-obsessed diets seems to gaining more media attention. CBS Sunday Morning covered the story on Ap 26.

Kim Garretsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5052892.post-1070882320759963152004-06-08T05:18:00.002-05:002009-04-26T11:00:01.008-05:00

Michael, please stay out of the public eye.Why did he continue to bury himself with stupid behavior that put a nail in the coffin of his career? Maybe because he just needed global attention in any form he could trigger it.

Kim Garretsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5052892.post-1068513633820844872004-05-10T19:20:00.001-05:002009-04-25T14:49:34.808-05:00

Are American companies moving too quickly to profit from Iraqi rebuilding? Maybe when interior designers in fushia chemical suits move in to decorate the hole in the affluent neighborhood that might be burying Saddamnit.

Kim Garretsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5052892.post-1064750507479370662004-04-28T07:01:00.001-05:002009-04-25T14:32:17.388-05:00

Now that school is back in session, I once again have to shake my head constantly in amazement that school lunch rooms have been invaded by the fast food and beverage giants.

Kim Garretsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5052892.post-1058757904437740572004-03-20T22:25:00.002-06:002009-04-26T16:57:57.744-05:00

For Love or Money - Worst Reality Show of the DecadeWhy is Erin worming her way into our lives now that the TV show For Love or Money 2 features her having dumped one poor sap and now getting 15 dolts all lathered up. She is The Thing that just won't leave our TVs.

Kim Garretsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5052892.post-1057144305818992912004-02-02T06:11:00.001-06:002009-04-25T14:39:52.234-05:00

A buddy of ours takes great pride in supposedly tricking his wife so he doesn't have to go to the doctor. Another guy we know did the same thing, and he nearly died. We say: don't be stupid men.

Kim Garretsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5052892.post-954403072004-01-08T18:21:00.001-06:002009-04-25T14:33:48.658-05:00

Doesn't it seem like every public john these days is under seige? Names of the cleaning crew on left are: Slo Mop Sue, Scrub-A-Dub Sam, and TP Refilling Freak.

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